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Colin: That can't even possible!

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????: I can spell, Colin you are obviously fucking retarted

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Colin: I am not equal to gay, I *am* gay.

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<sevene> some musical retard was getting his head drilled
<MrPicso> He wasn't a musical retard.
<MrPicso> He was a musical genius. He was a retard at everything else.

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TKGB: i have wasp

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<Reck[ishere]> so im gonna do Barbie Pegasus Action board game
<Reck[ishere]> :D
<iFrog> I think I'll go wait in long midnight lines for it. :o

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Colin: Okay, Acra, if you have me, skip the foreplay, and do it.

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Colin: I look like a grey blob.

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seveneternal: ahh. I cannot hold it anymore. bye guys.
seveneternal: I need to go rape corpses
server: seveneternal has left TKChat
Ersuis: I'm raping corpses right now.

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Mr_Picso: Oh my God! Colin is arguing intent over presentation!
Mr_Picso: A miracle!

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Randy: heh
Randy: i found some tentacle rape

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Penguin: /music
Penguin: /gdp
Penguin: Damn, this chat lacks a lot.
Asimir: /whore
server: Ersuis has joined TKChat
Ersuis: Whoa.

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TKGB: I was walking on the street and I pass this guy. He then shouts at me saying "Hey, you got a job?" Strange that he would ask but then I thought maybe he was hiring but then he said "You got someplace to stay?". Once again I found it strange that he asked that so I answered "Yes I do." "Are you sure?" he then asked. Quite confused I said yes. Then he said "Because if you don't, I know a place you can stay at". That's when I realized he was from a homeless shelter.

WTF??? Damn do I look that terrible and miserable?

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<Asimir> I'm bored
<Asimir> anyone want to play hopscotch?
<sevene> ok
<sevene> ok to hopscotch
<Asimir> let's see if this works
<Asimir> --- --- ---
<Asimir> --- 2 --- 5 --- 8 ---
<Asimir> 1 --- 4 --- 7 --- 10
<Asimir> --- 3 --- 6 --- 9 ---
<Asimir> --- --- ---
<Asimir> yay!
<sevene> that's hopscotch?
<sevene> what kind of alien hopscotch is that?
<Asimir> how the fuck do you play hopscotch?
<Reck[ishere]> easy u fucken noob
<Reck[ishere]> got a stone?
<Asimir> I know how to play, you fucking cock
<Asimir> I'm asking how seven plays
<Reck[ishere]> oh
<Reck[ishere]> hahaha
<Reck[ishere]> i wanna play now
<Reck[ishere]> :(
<Asimir> the fucking idiot thinks my hopscotch isn't hopscotch
<Asimir> look
<Asimir> http://www.toycon.com/pooltable/images/m_hopscotch1.jpg
<Asimir> this is hopscotch
<Asimir> this is fucking hopscotch, you fucking moron
<sevene> only in your crazy little faggot world
<sevene> you demented senile pedo
<Asimir> shut the fuck up
<Asimir> I'll fucking kill you
<sevene> ok
<Asimir> you have no fucking clue how to play hopscotch, you fucking inbred cocksucker
<Reck[ishere]> \m/
<Reck[ishere]> who has a stone!!!
<Reck[ishere]> or a pebble
<Reck[ishere]> im hungry
<sevene> whatever
<sevene> go play hopscotch with your gay alien hopscotch friends
<Reck[ishere]> english are aliens?
<Reck[ishere]> lol
<sevene> you wouldn't understand real hopscotch because you're so gay
<Asimir> fuck you. I'll play hopscotch with Reck
<Asimir> he knows how to play hopscotch
<Reck[ishere]> \m/
<Asimir> he isn't a fucking queer like you
<sevene> RECK AND ASIMIR ARE GAY ALIEN FRIENDS
<sevene> RECK ASN ASIMIR ARE GAY ALIEN FRIENDS
<sevene> AND TOO
<Reck[ishere]> hopscotch is 1337 lol

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Marc: For shits ang giggles, I'll pretend that's you
Marc: Yes.. I giggle when I shit.

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zzz: I found a page with a hot porn picture on it every day.
OBCT: man on man, eh?
zzz: It is hawt. They are all Asian too=P

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Xavier: Don't be so sure, Seafroggys has been known to make moves on shop mannekens that he says gave him "the eye".

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Marz: 7e does graphics now? I thought he was just paying Indy.

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<seafroggys> i think maybe
<seafroggys> time to record some shit
<Asimir> you should record some music instead
<Asimir> people don't like listening to shit
<Zyrjello> When Seafroggys does it, there isn't much difference

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Seafroggys: ]/msg Nickserv identify *****
Colin: ahahahhahaa
Zyrjello: :D
Seafroggys: FUCK
Seafroggys: DAMNATION!
Seafroggys: EVERBODY HIT CLEAR
Seafroggys is now known as Guest51713
Colin is now known as Seafroggys
mode (-o Seafroggys) by Seafroggys
Guest51713 left the room.



(password censored because Seafroggys still hasn't changed it in some places)

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pabloavvocato:its because of me, everyone knows i starred in 'super awsome tentacle rape 13'

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Seafroggys: OKAY WHAT FUCKER LOCKED ME OUT OF MY USERNAME!?
Zyrjello: ?
Zyrjello: You're in your username
Colin: let me guess
Colin: you forgot your own password
Seafroggys: no on TKZ
Colin: oh that wasn't me
Seafroggys: someone changed my password
Colin: did you use the same password?
Colin: hahahahaha

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[J]ust [P]opping [S]teroids [M]akes [T]esticles [M]issing

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seveneternal:

You see, when I started this project, I had absolutely no idea that it would eventually become a part of one of the greatest TK game series ever made. In fact, it was originally a piece done for another client "Zyringe" (his name was actually what inspired the syringe!) who rejected it when I initially suggested it to him. It actually sat in my Work Folder unused for a very long time afterwards... until Asimir came and noticed its potential. He came to me with the proposition sometime between now and a week ago, and I gladly gave him permission in that same time frame to use my work in what he then called "The 15 Minute Project".

I worked with several other top artists in his graphics department to come up with the best designs for the main graphic of the game, and the biggest question that came up was actually if we wanted to leave in the syringe, or remove it. You see, this piece was a crucial part of the designing process. This point here could have really made or broken the entire game, and the decision-making process took nearly over three months for the whole team.

I argued against removing the syringe, I felt that... the syringe really added a new dimension to the character if we allow a free interpretation of it by the players. It sort of just breathes life into it, we thought, and that was something that everyone agreed on. But the biggest counterarguments to that were the possible controversy it might stir if we included it, the "out-of-placeness" of the idea, and ultimately... budget cost warnings from the top. In the end we decided to take the risk and included it. When WiPTL 1&2 finally came out, we knew it had been the right decision.

All in all, I really enjoyed the whole experience. The team there is just great, and seeing the product of all our efforts finally coming to fruition is a great feeling. I can just hope that there will be a third game in the future... WiPTL is just something that, once you start, you don't ever want ending.

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Bad Kids: Damn seven's is longer ;_;

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icalledfrog: Can you get into Asimir's page, Ersy?
icalledfrog: I can't.
icalledfrog: It says: (fuck off, frog boy.)

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Mr Picso:

What did the coprophilic mathematician do?

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Paid a hooker to defecate on his chest!

Hahahahahahahaha

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<seafroggys> when I peed today at work, some semen came out at the end
<seafroggys> this is why I shouldn't stop whacking off
<MrPicso> ...
<MrPicso> ..........
=-= Mode #tkz +b *!*Seafroggy@*.ptldor.dsl-w.verizon.net by Asimir
=-= seafroggys was booted from #tkz by Asimir (seafroggys)

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zzz: My first boob was some weird ass S&M porn that came up when I was looking for cheats for Tomb Raider :(.

Asimir: I found cheats for Tomb Raider when I was looking for weird ass S&M porn :(
step left, step right, step left, step backward, step forward, turn around three times then jump backwards.

Mr Picso: Are you describing the cheats or the porn?

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EB: so i asked her what she believed in, she said she didnt know and that she was an "agnostic". agnostic? more like fagnostic.

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Colin: I don't think a "computer screen" would make for much of a protective device, really. It's too heavy, or if it's one of those flatscreens, you can probably punch right through it. (I don't know whether you actually can; suspend your disbelief.)

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<Zyrjello> Hmm... my PS3 has been folding since yesterday
<seafroggys> maybe it needs better cards

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TK Game Boy: Whenever I turn on the TV, there's always a joke about beer being the greatest thing since anything and they always make a fuss about it being some kind of ambrosia or something. Well I'd never thought that beer is precieved in real life as it is in TV, such as if someone found a beer on the floor, they'd drink it.

Well I was wrong. Last saturday, there was a USC football game going on at the LA coliseum, and there were alot of people barbecuing and eating and drinking. Sometime around 6 I was walking home. The street I was in only had a few people because I assume everyone was at the stadium. There was a guy behind me walking. While I was walking, I spotted a can of beer on the floor. The can looked a bit beat up and inflated as if it was about to explode. What went through my mind first thing was "Someone's gonna drink it" but I didn't took it serously. Seconds later the guy behind me spotted the unopened can of beer, picked it up, let out whatever got foamed up and drunk it down. OI!!!! WTF???

Who was the guy? Does that even matter? No matter who is it or who it was, unless your some kind of homeless person, I don't think you're suppose to drink something from the floor, and that guy didn't seem like a homeless person. OI!!!

Jeez, do ppl like beer this much?



Asimir: Whenever I turn on the TV, there's always a joke about homeless people being mean and they always make a fuss about them being some kind of scum or something. Well I'd never thought that homeless people are percieved in real life as they are on TV, such as if a homeless person saw you drinking beer, they'd give you a dirty look.

Well I was wrong. Last saturday, there was a USC football game going on at the LA coliseum, and there were alot of people barbecuing and eating and drinking. Sometime around 6 I was walking home. I wanted to drink my beer but I realised I'd dropped it, so I went to look for it. The street I was in only had a few people because I assume everyone was at the stadium. There was a homeless guy in front of me walking. While I was walking, I spotted my can of beer on the floor. The can looked a bit beat up and inflated as if it was about to explode. What went through my mind first thing was "It still looks drinkable". I promptly picked it up, let out whatever got foamed up and drunk it down. Then the homeless person gave me the dirtiest look ever. OI!!!! WTF???

Who was the guy? Does that even matter? No matter who is it or who it was, unless someone's drinking your beer, I don't think you're supposed to give them dirty looks for drinking it. Maybe the homeless person thought it was his beer because it was in the street and he lives in the street. OI!!!

Jeez, are homeless people really this mean?

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<Reck> is it true that gays have purple blood?

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<Zyrjello> Woo! I now have a bang-up outline
<Greckel> For what?
<seafroggys> a bang online?
<seafroggys> what?

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<seafroggys> my ex just called
<seafroggys> wants to borrow my Wii
<seafroggys> everybody always wants to borrow my things
<Zyrjello> You're just full of yourself.
<Zyrjello> Nobody wants your Wii
<Asimir> can I borrow your mom?

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<Zappy>:I've never heard of a giant four headed skeleton in anything What you want me to use a physco elmo?
<Asimir>: It's been done.
http://mysticsoftware.net/games.php?mode=2&category=0&game=114

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Auron: First of all Colin, I am not good at modeling, that's why I had roy007 model for me

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Colin: Alex, you will BURN IN HELL for that blasphemy. The LORD GOD wishes for all his children to get to bed AT NO LATER THAN MIDNIGHT. Be weary of the LORD GOD's commands or you will ROT AWAY FOR AlL ETERNITY.

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Bad Kids: The Wii only has games like Wii Sports, the other consoles have real games like Metroid.

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StealthArcher-I can control it at will, kind of like real girls.:D
Asimir-you can't even control your bladder at will.

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Walker-San: I just find it amusing that he [Chuck Norris] has enough sense of humor to find it funny.

Xavier: I'm sure he'll play it up even more so the spotty faced no-names, practically glued to their body fluid smeared chairs, that dedicate their lives to roaming the internet promoting their chosen celebrity fantasy, making time to find porn that bares some small similarity to their older cousin who is kind enough not to throw up at the sight of their greasy home cut hair and bulging skin abnormalities, so they can jack off with one eye on the monitor and the other on the family album, huddling around some decrepid Chuck Norris fan site, as if it's some street corner prostitute giving out freebies, desperately seeking the blowjob of social acceptance bought with cheap jokes with fellow Hentai junkies for whom Norris offers a bond so they can act as if they really do have friends and agree that there's nothing disturbing about cartoon porn depicting extremely young girls doing disguting things, spreading their diseased obsession of celebrity around e-mail inboxes and web forums everywhere, allowing Mr.Norris to profit from their sordid fantasies and relaunch a career that was pathetic when it previously existed.

*breathes*

These people, these people...if I ever meet someone in real life who offers me a Chuck Norris "joke" I'll personally sheer off their bollocks and send them gift wrapped to their cousin of choice.

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<Colin> that stupid is such a laugh

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EB: "I know you think 30 FPS is fine and all since you play all your Xbox games at that kind of framerate, but 30 FPS is borderline playable, and anyone out there with half a brain would agree."
taco: "anal anal anal"

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roy0007: you know, people who call others idiots, douche bags, or morons are obviously idiots, douche bags or morons.

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Marc tells you, "I dislike words with a lot of vowls"

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<ShrunkenHead> Today's lucky numbers are 4, 5 and 5, therefore: DARWIN MUST DIE

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<Asimir> they accepted my definition of "unstable"
<Asimir> "A building which does not contain horses"

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jonizcool: Gays do not diserve to be alive. Shoving a dick up another guys rectom. That is screwed up.

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<garty> could you please give me the URL to the toolkit editor

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