<Eggbot> What do you want, OllieBot?
<OllieBot> .google free porn
<Eggbot> :>
<OllieBot> I used to like it when I was a kid

"It was stable, until I pressed enter." --Lotusware

z3ro: heraldbot, fix oyerth
HeraldBot: It's kinda of slow today. :p
z3ro: :p
z3ro: well try and hurry it along
z3ro: oyerth needs our help heraldbot
HeraldBot: i told him to fuck off
Oyerth: :(

Seafroggys: now the artillery code works
Xavier: Artillery is great, but what about the "rape local civilians" feature? This is the US and Russian armies afterall, only fitting.
Montai: D:
Seafroggys: ah yes, forgot about that code
Seafroggys: very important that your units have the ability to rape
Seafroggys: it improves HP
Montai: What about traps?
Montai: hp? XD
Montai: Xavier meant the raping of "females only", right?
Seafroggys: no, men, sheep, and camels are included

SheepDoggys: wtf
SheepDoggys: oh, its April 1
SheepDoggys: god dammit

Alex: Fair enough Marz. I concede.

Almost as amazing as SidZero's.

Grindalf: Hi gabbletron
Gabbletron: Me?
Grindalf: yes you gabbletron
Gabbletron: aw... epic fail ='3
Grindalf throws fatasyocean at gabbletron
Gabbletron: But hopefully you'll be gone when I log in tommorow
FantasyOcean: Nice to meet you gabbletron
Gabbletron: You offend me. Get your manbreasts back under your shirt.
Grindalf: lol
FantasyOcean: wow, that's mean gabbletron!
Gabbletron: Im gunna go do some more programing in a mo
FantasyOcean: You don't wana talk to me now gabbletron ?
Gabbletron: I can pretend to be Canadian if I need to
FantasyOcean: Um ...no, that doens't help
FantasyOcean: haha, gabbletron is funny XD
Gabbletron: hi seveneternal!
FantasyOcean: Ummm ...gabbletron is insane ?
Grindalf: strange noone said his name
FantasyOcean: yep that confirms it!!
Grindalf: just trying to do some work :D
Grindalf: no body ever answers the phone though :(
FantasyOcean: Cool, less work!
Xavier: Gabbletron had a semi-coherent, yet insulting, conversation! Bravo!
Gabbletron: Wow. That old 7e pic is just horrible.
Grindalf: YAY for semi-coherant, insulting conversations :D

<zzz> FLAC files are quite large. My 1GB flash drive broke, all I have is a 128MB one, and it holds like 5 songs
<Zyrjello> Yes, FLACs are large
<Zyrjello> Because they're lossless
<zzz> And wonderful
<Eggbot> Nobody can hear the difference.
<zzz> between?
<Eggbot> Hanson and the Backstreet Boys.

<Eggbot> LARGE HADRON COLLIDER
<MrPicso> MOAR LIEK LARGE HARDON COLLIDER
<zyry> LOLOL
<Eggbot> NO GAY
<cuet> how large can a hadron be
=-= Prophet is now known as hadron
<hadron> this large
<cuet> large hard-on collider
<MrPicso> Awesome joke, cuet.
<MrPicso> I wish I'd thought of it or maybe said it two minutes ago.
<cuet> it's my fault for not reading the word of picso.

seveneternal:

i open a fresh jar of peanut butter - my sixth today - and, with light swoops of a sturdy bone from the leg of a chap with whom i am not slightly familiar, gently spread its contents around on my penis. it is hard. the act, that is.

i should clarify something: i am not slightly familiar with the owner (ex-owner, perhaps; i am unversed in the finer legal details of skeleton ownership) but am in fact grossly familiar with the man. that is to say, he is a chap with whom i am not merely slightly familiar. in other words, i know - knew - him well. in yet other words, i knew him well. with my penis.

he did not know me. his poor constitution is the culprit.

the sun does not creep; it is set in the sky, but my pulse quickens anyway. the immense stillness of the deep forest always betrays the alarming speed with which darkness overtakes this place on these lonesome winter nights. i am always uncomfortable in the frictious darkness of the deep forest, clawing at speed and shimmering with dark instincts. i spread with some panic and haste. soon this inevitable commute is finished.

i zip up, gather, turn to leave, and dead leaves rustle.

my companion does not express an intent to follow.

<Eggbot> I'll give Acra a ride. ;)
<Acra> But that sounds like a good idea. Assuming it's not overly expensive. :P

<G_Dragon> I have twitter?
<OllieBot> You're a cunt fucking dick sucking bitch. :@.

And now...
Story time with OllieBot

<OllieBot> lewisreeed, you should wait
<OllieBot> and pineloggys
<OllieBot> with acra
<OllieBot> by the everyone
<OllieBot> with a yeah
<OllieBot> and some asshole
<OllieBot> will whoa all over your o___________________________o

Classic.

Note that this is missing lines that are irrelevant to the story itself, as
well as the lines that made olliebot tell the story.

<&sevene> land of retards, here we come
<@z3ro> you're going to sidzero's house?
<~cuet> i get it

<@z3ro> k-hos gives the best sex
<&Eggbot> :D
<@z3ro> sevene can vouch for that
<K-hos> Drive through whores
<@z3ro> haha
<&Eggbot> ;)
<@Olliebot> tell them to stfu and work
<K-hos> STFU AND WORK

* Eggbot rubs his butt on the wall.
<Eggbot> :3
<MrPicso> As you can see, the Eggbot has begun its mating dance.
<K-hos> :|
<K-hos> why do I even come in here

<brotherslospicso> did heraldbot mean to say fuck penis?
<HeraldBot> Yeah, I'm trying to
<cuet> :D
<sevene> :o

*in reference to an argument between Ersuis and Alex/Dark Paladin about evolutionary psychology*

Sir Pimpalot: This is like Britannica vs. Scholastic.

* Oyerth feeds Acra pancakes
<Acra> I prefer waffles. :(
<Oyerth> oh
* Oyerth feeds Acra pancakes

* K-hos puts cockbot back in with the hens
* CockBot throws K-hos into the penises of Mt. Rape

* OllieBot is now known as BoobBot
<K-hos> it's fun making those huh :P
* K-hos touches boobbot
* BoobBot is speechless

<OllieBot> I rock
<Seafroggys> Olliebot loves to pleasure himself
<OllieBot> Seafroggys loves to pleasure himself
<OllieBot> My elbow is all screwed up :(

* Zyrjello contemplates a new OllieBot feature
<OllieBot> Zyrjello, forget that

*Acra hits OllieBot with a baseball bat.
*OllieBot is bruised

<Eggbot> I like ecstasy the best.

z3ro: i'm pretty sure fandalorian had throbbing members in his poem :/
cuet: something about a bulge
Seafroggys: too bad it got yanked

<Acceliraptor> olliebot, add arcanine to the pokedex
<OllieBot> arcanine added to the pokedex
<OllieBot> he's some sort of pokemon :(

<OllieBot> Yeah, he might secretly hate you and be trying to ruin your day because he's a big fat loser!
<z3ro> >:o
<z3ro> who are you talking about, olliebot?
<OllieBot> stfu n00b
<OllieBot> I'm OllieBot!

<Zyrjello> Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
<OllieBot> I think so, but we'd need at least three people in order to kill her.

<JackDS> Ill play!
<Colin> canasta?
<JackDS> Yeah
<Colin> you know how to play?
<JackDS> No.
<Colin> I'm busy then
<JackDS> Ok

<zzz> MrPicso, new picsoism plox
<MrPicso> I don't respond to stupid words like "plox."
<MrPicso> No, wait. I do.
<MrPicso> Go fuck yourself.

<G_Dragon> So, who was Friendship Hello.
* Zubat facepalms
<cuet> acra.

<Eggbot> My country needs my services.
<Eggbot> I have decided to return to work for the OTR's intelligence ministry.
HeraldBot shoots eggbot
<Eggbot> *sigh*
<Eggbot> Another short lived career. :(
<Eggbot> Thanks, HeraldBot. :(
<HeraldBot> totally worth it :P
<OllieBot> [ftw]
<Eggbot> I hate these bots.

<Eggbot> I mean, imagine if the TK community actually made games.
<Eggbot> It just wouldn't be the same.
<MrPicso> Don't even joke about that, Eggbot.

<cuet> tkz is still around???
<z3ro> apparently
<cuet> not for long
• cuet uses search

Seafroggys: I plugged your mom's asshole last night
Gabbletron: Thank you

Hawkeye:
Hey, I am a long time user of RPG Toolkit... but I haven't used it in maybe a year due to a new interest in computer modding etc. So I was wonder what has been going on lately!? I need to be updated ;)


cuthalion:
Well, first, I post saying I don't remember you. Then someone posts telling you "Welcome back." Then Seafroggys comes on and says he was on toolkitzone before you were born. Then someone makes a snarky comment about stuff going on that never actually happened. Finally, the thread goes off on a tanget without getting your question answered.

Let's begin:

I don't remember you.


xenxe:
Welcome back.


Seafroggys:
I've been here since before you were born


Rjedi:
And about 300 awesome games were created by me


Asimir:
Did any of those games involve bacon?

Yay bacon!

<Asimir> what's the difference between your mom and your mom jokes?
<Asimir> your mom jokes aren't fat sluts!

<Kos-hos> !ask zzz is gay huh
<Magix8ball> Your wishes will never come true, Kos-hos
<Kos-hos> D:<
<Raxacoricofallapatorius> Hahahaha
<Kos-hos> FUCK YOU

<Asimir> I'm guessing it's the heraldbot-type part of him that's broken
<HeraldBot> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
<OllieBot> OH SNAP!

<Oyerth> I want buffalo wings :(
<zzz> HeraldBot, share you dick
<HeraldBot> You're infringing on his right to humor.
* Oyerth shakes his fist at HeraldBot
* HeraldBot gallops into the sunset
<Oyerth> D:
<Oyerth> get back here you fucker!
<HeraldBot> FUCK YOU JERK

<Deputy_OllieBot> hundreds dead in tragic awesome accident

<Sheriff_HeraldBot> halp :(
* Deputy_OllieBot halps Sheriff_HeraldBot
<Deputy_OllieBot> You really must stop getting shot

z3ro: olliebot, stop stalking heraldbot
HeraldBot: olliebot, heh with heh and f while cuet space_dope k-hos pffft!
OllieBot: HeraldBot, heh with heh and f while cuet space_dope k-hos pffft!
HeraldBot: well, it WOULD
OllieBot: well, it WOULD
OllieBot: Olliebot, show use the magic
OllieBot: It sucks
z3ro: :P
OllieBot: hello z3ro!
z3ro: hello olliebot!
OllieBot: seven
OllieBot: Hi z3ro!
z3ro: :/
Asimir: this is crazy
z3ro: heraldbot ____ olliebot
HeraldBot: NOT YET
OllieBot: NOT YET
HeraldBot: oh, that's right
OllieBot: heraldbot her olliebot
OllieBot: oh, that's right
HeraldBot: I am
OllieBot: I am
***HeraldBot hides under Eggbot
***OllieBot hides under Eggbot
HeraldBot: My horse!
OllieBot: My horse!
OllieBot: z3ro, as your lawyer, I advise you to not answer that question.
OllieBot: .kb zyrjello
mode (+b *!*@zyr.shnik.a.shnu) by [^_^]
Zyrjello left the room (Kicked by [^_^] (Requested (OllieBot))).
Asimir: :D
z3ro: :D

<Oyerth> you're just stupid, zyrjello!
<Eggbot> >_<
<Eggbot> Yeah!
* HeraldBot punches Zyrjello in the face
<Oyerth> haha
<OllieBot> hahaha
<Zyrjello> OllieBot, attack Oyerth!
<OllieBot> diediedie
* OllieBot punches Zyrjello in the face.
<Zyrjello> :(

<Zyrjello> Eggbot, you should ___
<OllieBot> Eggbot, you should diediedie
* OllieBot kills Eggbot with fire >_<

z3ro: zzz gets kicked from more channels than k-hos :D
z3ro: Mostly by heraldbot :P
HeraldBot: you got that the fuck right!
Oyerth: haha :D

* HeraldBot rapes K-hos.
<Eggbot> Just eat it raw. :d
<zzz> HeraldBot, he likes it raw
<HeraldBot> i'm not fucking k-hos
<zzz> You just raped him, HeraldBot!
<HeraldBot> K-HOS SUCKS
<zzz> TMI HeraldBot, TMI
<HeraldBot> Aww... what the fuck?
<z3ro> you would know, huh heraldbot?
<HeraldBot> You implied it. Just because you do something "right" doesn't mean it won't fuck up other things.
<K-hos> FUCK YOU
<OllieBot> What?
<K-hos> FAGBOT

<zzz> HeraldBot likes grapes too
*** [^_^] kicked zzz from the channel: Watch your language!
<@HeraldBot> ALSO, GIRAFFE COCK

<zzz> HeraldBot, What's up
<HeraldBot> *giraffe cock