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<munkeeboi> im lonely
<munkeeboi> its scary here
<munkeeboi> i want my mommy!
<Asimir> I want your mommy too

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(09:27:55 PM) Zyrjello: Raspberry jam is Blackberry's reponse to the iPod

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seveneternal:

i open a fresh jar of peanut butter - my sixth today - and, with light swoops of a sturdy bone from the leg of a chap with whom i am not slightly familiar, gently spread its contents around on my penis. it is hard. the act, that is.

i should clarify something: i am not slightly familiar with the owner (ex-owner, perhaps; i am unversed in the finer legal details of skeleton ownership) but am in fact grossly familiar with the man. that is to say, he is a chap with whom i am not merely slightly familiar. in other words, i know - knew - him well. in yet other words, i knew him well. with my penis.

he did not know me. his poor constitution is the culprit.

the sun does not creep; it is set in the sky, but my pulse quickens anyway. the immense stillness of the deep forest always betrays the alarming speed with which darkness overtakes this place on these lonesome winter nights. i am always uncomfortable in the frictious darkness of the deep forest, clawing at speed and shimmering with dark instincts. i spread with some panic and haste. soon this inevitable commute is finished.

i zip up, gather, turn to leave, and dead leaves rustle.

my companion does not express an intent to follow.

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<Eggbot> LARGE HADRON COLLIDER
<MrPicso> MOAR LIEK LARGE HARDON COLLIDER
<zyry> LOLOL
<Eggbot> NO GAY
<cuet> how large can a hadron be
=-= Prophet is now known as hadron
<hadron> this large
<cuet> large hard-on collider
<MrPicso> Awesome joke, cuet.
<MrPicso> I wish I'd thought of it or maybe said it two minutes ago.
<cuet> it's my fault for not reading the word of picso.

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* Eggbot rubs his butt on the wall.
<Eggbot> :3
<MrPicso> As you can see, the Eggbot has begun its mating dance.
<K-hos> :|
<K-hos> why do I even come in here

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TKGB: I was walking on the street and I pass this guy. He then shouts at me saying "Hey, you got a job?" Strange that he would ask but then I thought maybe he was hiring but then he said "You got someplace to stay?". Once again I found it strange that he asked that so I answered "Yes I do." "Are you sure?" he then asked. Quite confused I said yes. Then he said "Because if you don't, I know a place you can stay at". That's when I realized he was from a homeless shelter.

WTF??? Damn do I look that terrible and miserable?

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Colin: Okay, Acra, if you have me, skip the foreplay, and do it.

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Colin: Alex, you will BURN IN HELL for that blasphemy. The LORD GOD wishes for all his children to get to bed AT NO LATER THAN MIDNIGHT. Be weary of the LORD GOD's commands or you will ROT AWAY FOR AlL ETERNITY.

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Asimir: waitaminute...
Asimir: something's not right
Asimir: we're talking about the TK in the TK Chat
Asimir: hmm.... anyone want mansex?
server: John@aljo has left TKChat

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<Zombierth> you are the om nom to my nom nom

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<Reck> omg this playgirl play mate is fucking awesome

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*Acra hits OllieBot with a baseball bat.
*OllieBot is bruised

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Sharmandra: if only money could buy talent
Sharmandra: then i still wouldn't have any talent, but at least i could blame the economy
Sharmandra: or the government

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[00:18] <Colin> http://localhost/travian/index.php

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<Oyerth> why is your nick a butthole?
<|-O-|> :|
<|-O-|> Its a tie fighter :|

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Colin: I am not equal to gay, I *am* gay.

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Eggbot: I need goggles to protect myself from K-hos' tiles. :(
K-hos: are thay really that bad?
sevene: let me put it this way, k-hos
sevene: have you seen dark knight?
K-hos: Nope
sevene: yeah
sevene: um
sevene: so they suck
sevene: that's why

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<ZONK> <=<|
<ZONK> damn
<sevene> looks like a warhead
<ZONK> :P
<Asimir> looks like your mom's face
<ZONK> so you HAVE seen my mom
<Asimir> yeah
<Asimir> then I had to see a therapist afterwards
<ZONK> :P
<ZONK> so you saw my dad too ?
<Asimir> I said "therapist". Not "the rapist"

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Mr Picso:

What did the coprophilic mathematician do?

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Paid a hooker to defecate on his chest!

Hahahahahahahaha

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Reck: i actually work at a Hospital
Colin: and where else?
Reck: no wheres
Colin: then you lied to us
Colin: liar
Reck: ?
ZeroDS: Are you, like a really dumb bedpan nurse or something?
Reck: No
ZeroDS: Oh... so you're just really dumb?

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<sevene> some musical retard was getting his head drilled
<MrPicso> He wasn't a musical retard.
<MrPicso> He was a musical genius. He was a retard at everything else.

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<Colin> does AwesomeBot form new sentences based on (shit) grammar rules?
<AwesomeBot> form is to

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seveneternal: fuck you guys
seveneternal: fuck you
seveneternal: you
seveneternal: and you
seveneternal: you fucking shits
seveneternal: i desperately wish that you all were here
seveneternal: tied up and unconscious
seveneternal: so that i can rape and devour your helpless form
seveneternal: while you cry out in pain
seveneternal: begging your respective gods for mercy
seveneternal: sup k-hos
seveneternal: sup blackpanther
seveneternal: sup montai

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<Colin> I now have the bridge
<Colin> Time to announce a 'brief' downtime in shoddy battle
<Colin> when I did this last time, it was offline for six hours :p
<Colin> I'm hoping for two minutes this time
* Colin has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

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Dr_Oyerth: i must perform surgery on you, seafroggys
seafroggys: why?
mattkliewer: Because you touch yourself at night

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<K-hos> these bots are creepy sometimes
<HeraldBot> Dead babies

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<Sharmandra> now I'm working on a life simulator
<Greg> Have dating please. I want to be able to pick up chicks.
<Xtreme> he said things that you do in real life

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<juice> khos is a ninja
<juice> :O
<HeraldBot> Also a cripple!

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<Eggbot> My country needs my services.
<Eggbot> I have decided to return to work for the OTR's intelligence ministry.
HeraldBot shoots eggbot
<Eggbot> *sigh*
<Eggbot> Another short lived career. :(
<Eggbot> Thanks, HeraldBot. :(
<HeraldBot> totally worth it :P
<OllieBot> [ftw]
<Eggbot> I hate these bots.

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Mr_Picso: Oh my God! Colin is arguing intent over presentation!
Mr_Picso: A miracle!

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<Asimir> I'm guessing it's the heraldbot-type part of him that's broken
<HeraldBot> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
<OllieBot> OH SNAP!

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<Colin> DirectX is so amusing
<Colin> they use void ** for all sorts of generic pointers
<Colin> everybody else uses void *
<Colin> but Microsoft needs void **
<Colin> it makes no difference
<Colin> it just looks more "Micrsooft"
<Colin> *Microsoft
<Oyerth> **Microsoft

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One night, whilst on gabble:

Juice wants to lose his virginity to himself

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<zzz> HeraldBot, What's up
<HeraldBot> *giraffe cock

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Seafroggys: "BlackPanther's whoring himself, so why not me?"

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* Oyerth pokes HeraldBot
* HeraldBot loves Oyerth
<Oyerth> :D
<Oyerth> :3
* Asimir pokes HeraldBot
* HeraldBot plops out your eye
<Asimir> D:
* HeraldBot is ROCKIN' OUT!!

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Hawkeye:
Hey, I am a long time user of RPG Toolkit... but I haven't used it in maybe a year due to a new interest in computer modding etc. So I was wonder what has been going on lately!? I need to be updated ;)


cuthalion:
Well, first, I post saying I don't remember you. Then someone posts telling you "Welcome back." Then Seafroggys comes on and says he was on toolkitzone before you were born. Then someone makes a snarky comment about stuff going on that never actually happened. Finally, the thread goes off on a tanget without getting your question answered.

Let's begin:

I don't remember you.


xenxe:
Welcome back.


Seafroggys:
I've been here since before you were born


Rjedi:
And about 300 awesome games were created by me


Asimir:
Did any of those games involve bacon?

Yay bacon!

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Colin: it's esay
Colin: *esay
Colin: *esay
Colin: *easy
Colin: spelling easy, on the other hand, ...

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<zzz> HeraldBot, What's up
<HeraldBot> *giraffe cock

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* Oyerth is now known as Colinyerth
* MrPicso is now known as MrColinso
* Asimir is now known as Colinimir
<MrColinso> Let's rock!
<Colinyerth> PLUGIN BABBYYY
<Colinimir> *headbang*

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<G_Dragon> I have twitter?
<OllieBot> You're a cunt fucking dick sucking bitch. :@.

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<Asimir> they accepted my definition of "unstable"
<Asimir> "A building which does not contain horses"

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Reck: do you have a penis?
Asimir: I don't usually
Asimir: erm...
K-hos: what the hell
Asimir: I don't usually drink apple cider

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* MILF is now known as Seafroggys_Mum
* Eggbot is now known as Seafroggys_Dad
<Seafroggys> oh god don't you dare
* Seafroggys_Dad bangs Seafroggys_Mum.
<Seafroggys> FUCK YOU!

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zyrshnikashnu: Apple makes a server? Does it do anything, or just look pretty in a room with other servers?

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<ShrunkenHead> Today's lucky numbers are 4, 5 and 5, therefore: DARWIN MUST DIE

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Seafroggys: I wouldn't mind having a fling with a MILF.

munkeeboi: Neither do I. They just have to look good.

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<zzz> HeraldBot likes grapes too
*** [^_^] kicked zzz from the channel: Watch your language!
<@HeraldBot> ALSO, GIRAFFE COCK

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Quickcat:
fanboy you're just a fanboy
zzz is just a fanboy in brown

hot topic trendy fan boy, go join a mac forum

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