<Asimir> they accepted my definition of "unstable"
<Asimir> "A building which does not contain horses"

Walker-San: I just find it amusing that he [Chuck Norris] has enough sense of humor to find it funny.

Xavier: I'm sure he'll play it up even more so the spotty faced no-names, practically glued to their body fluid smeared chairs, that dedicate their lives to roaming the internet promoting their chosen celebrity fantasy, making time to find porn that bares some small similarity to their older cousin who is kind enough not to throw up at the sight of their greasy home cut hair and bulging skin abnormalities, so they can jack off with one eye on the monitor and the other on the family album, huddling around some decrepid Chuck Norris fan site, as if it's some street corner prostitute giving out freebies, desperately seeking the blowjob of social acceptance bought with cheap jokes with fellow Hentai junkies for whom Norris offers a bond so they can act as if they really do have friends and agree that there's nothing disturbing about cartoon porn depicting extremely young girls doing disguting things, spreading their diseased obsession of celebrity around e-mail inboxes and web forums everywhere, allowing Mr.Norris to profit from their sordid fantasies and relaunch a career that was pathetic when it previously existed.

*breathes*

These people, these people...if I ever meet someone in real life who offers me a Chuck Norris "joke" I'll personally sheer off their bollocks and send them gift wrapped to their cousin of choice.

Xavier: Don't be so sure, Seafroggys has been known to make moves on shop mannekens that he says gave him "the eye".

Ryan: Colin, if Jesus flew down, slaps you in the face, blew up 20 planets, the earth turned red, and sky was green you would say it could've been more impressive.

Mr_Picso: Oh my God! Colin is arguing intent over presentation!
Mr_Picso: A miracle!

<Zappy>:I've never heard of a giant four headed skeleton in anything What you want me to use a physco elmo?
<Asimir>: It's been done.
http://mysticsoftware.net/games.php?mode=2&category=0&game=114

<trivbot> 6. How many continents are there?
<K-hos> uh
<K-hos> No idea
<trivbot> Here's your 1st hint: 7
<K-hos> 3

<Colin> Am I the only one who doesn't find the "your mom" business funny, by the way?
<Colin> as a parody of poor insults it might have been funny
<Colin> three years ago
<Colin> but you have been doing it for literally years now :P
<Asimir> I've been doing your mom for literally years now

Seafroggys: I wouldn't mind having a fling with a MILF.

munkeeboi: Neither do I. They just have to look good.

<sevene> zombies are actually quite intelligent
<sevene> compared to youtube commenters

<Colin> that was an intense finish
<Asimir> that game took over an hour :(
<seafroggys> that...could be taken wrong
<seafroggys> what game were you playing?
<Asimir> your mom
<seafroggys> oh I see
<seafroggys> what difficulty?
<Asimir> your mom only has one difficulty
<Asimir> easy

Auron: First of all Colin, I am not good at modeling, that's why I had roy007 model for me

<Zyrjello> There's a package in my home directory called "God"
<Zyrjello> And it's only 8 bytes
<Asimir> :)
<Asimir> Zyrjello's found God
<Zyrjello> But how powerful can an 8-byte god really be?
<Zyrjello> It's empty!
<Zyrjello> God is empty!
<Asimir> there's plenty of stuff there. There's just no evidence that the stuff exists

* HeraldBot puts arsenic in your socks
<Oyerth> don't fuck with heraldbot. he'll kill you
<HeraldBot> i take my victims into the woods and make them dig at gunpoint

Xavier: Brad just has logic made of poo.

<juice> khos is a ninja
<juice> :O
<HeraldBot> Also a cripple!

<X_X> A month is a really long time
<X_X> Seriously, who goes to a camp for a month in Minnesota? Minnesota is like, worse than Missouri
<Asimir> that's just an excuse
<Asimir> she's really going to bang some guy for a month
<X_X> That's a long time
<Asimir> we'll be doing a lot of banging

<K-hos> your mom's gay
<Asimir> she is?
<Asimir> which one?

<Reck> is it true that gays have purple blood?

<ZONK> <=<|
<ZONK> damn
<sevene> looks like a warhead
<ZONK> :P
<Asimir> looks like your mom's face
<ZONK> so you HAVE seen my mom
<Asimir> yeah
<Asimir> then I had to see a therapist afterwards
<ZONK> :P
<ZONK> so you saw my dad too ?
<Asimir> I said "therapist". Not "the rapist"

<Zyrjello> I successfully navigated through multiple floors of book stacks to extract three books that might be useful!
<sevene> did you get hit on the head by one?
<Zyrjello> No
<Asimir> :(
<Asimir> if you get hit on the head by a book, all of its information is immediately transferred to your brain
<Zyrjello> Blast!
<Asimir> you brain usually has to swell to contain all the information, until it can be redistributed to other parts of the brain
<Asimir> so you get a lump on your head
<sevene> alternatively, you could hit your head on a book
<sevene> which will have an opposite effect
<Zyrjello> :o
<sevene> that's how people write autobiographies

<seafroggys> i think maybe
<seafroggys> time to record some shit
<Asimir> you should record some music instead
<Asimir> people don't like listening to shit
<Zyrjello> When Seafroggys does it, there isn't much difference

<ShrunkenHead> Today's lucky numbers are 4, 5 and 5, therefore: DARWIN MUST DIE

<K-hos> Can I have $500 on "Fat people", Alex?
* Acra is now known as Alexz
<Alexz> "A person who is so fat, they live in two different time zones."
* Zyrjello buzzes in
<Zyrjello> Who is Oyerth?

Colin: it's esay
Colin: *esay
Colin: *esay
Colin: *easy
Colin: spelling easy, on the other hand, ...

<Acra> Don't make me draw you molesting badgers, 7e.
<MrPicso> Dude, sevene loves molesting badgers.
<sevene> just bring a camera
<MrPicso> So unless you're trying to annoy him by being accurate, you've failed.
<Acra> Goats.
<Acra> Do you molest goats, too?
<sevene> ew
<sevene> no
<sevene> you faggot
<MrPicso> Unless you count your mom, Acra.
<MrPicso> Which I do.

Penguin: /music
Penguin: /gdp
Penguin: Damn, this chat lacks a lot.
Asimir: /whore
server: Ersuis has joined TKChat
Ersuis: Whoa.

seveneternal:

i open a fresh jar of peanut butter - my sixth today - and, with light swoops of a sturdy bone from the leg of a chap with whom i am not slightly familiar, gently spread its contents around on my penis. it is hard. the act, that is.

i should clarify something: i am not slightly familiar with the owner (ex-owner, perhaps; i am unversed in the finer legal details of skeleton ownership) but am in fact grossly familiar with the man. that is to say, he is a chap with whom i am not merely slightly familiar. in other words, i know - knew - him well. in yet other words, i knew him well. with my penis.

he did not know me. his poor constitution is the culprit.

the sun does not creep; it is set in the sky, but my pulse quickens anyway. the immense stillness of the deep forest always betrays the alarming speed with which darkness overtakes this place on these lonesome winter nights. i am always uncomfortable in the frictious darkness of the deep forest, clawing at speed and shimmering with dark instincts. i spread with some panic and haste. soon this inevitable commute is finished.

i zip up, gather, turn to leave, and dead leaves rustle.

my companion does not express an intent to follow.

<Zyrjeller> Now MS won't load
<Zyrjeller> We've overburdened it
<sevene> i think we just broke it
<Colin> three users is an overburden?
<Zyrjeller> Yes
<Colin> I guess that's far above the usual MS traffic

<coat> i'm kind of a big deal around here
<Asimir> you're kind of a big fag around here

<zzzpwnsickle> I was 1v1ing this guy, he complained about me using a lot of nades, and he had more nade kills than I :P
<oh_cat> and then you realised you'd wasted your entire life

<garty> could you please give me the URL to the toolkit editor

<Zyrjello> Hmm... my PS3 has been folding since yesterday
<seafroggys> maybe it needs better cards

<z3ro> I miss K-hos :(
<+HeraldBot> No.
<&Asimir> heraldbot doesn't think you do
<+HeraldBot> I DON'T NEED THE RADIATION :(
<&Asimir> K-hos is radioactive?
<+HeraldBot> you're the type of person my parents warned me about :|
<&Asimir> :(
<z3ro> Asimir is a nice guy, Heraldbot
<+HeraldBot> and still a massive fag
<&Asimir> D:

<Zombierth> you are the om nom to my nom nom

Marc tells you, "I dislike words with a lot of vowls"

StealthArcher-I can control it at will, kind of like real girls.:D
Asimir-you can't even control your bladder at will.

<HeraldBot> what did you find on the back road, HeraldBot?
<K-hos> heh
<Oyerth> stop talking to yourself
<K-hos> :p
<HeraldBot> what did you find on the back road, HeraldBot?
<Oyerth> :S
<HeraldBot> that's interesting, heraldbot

iFrog: EDIT> Uh-oh, better say something on topic.
...Does anyone remember 'masticating'?

Sir Pimpalot: Is it similar to masturbating?

zyrshnikashnu: Only is you looooove food.

Slasher: One day during lunch, this obese monstrosity wanted to steal this rice I was eating. So I fought her.

I faked a jab and then moved in for a devastating left hook to her fat shapeless body, causing her to keel over exposing her chinless face which I uppercut sending her sprawling back landing with a thunderous plop! Showing no mercy I jerked my body forward and down thrusting all my weight into my elbow which connected to her thick forehead sending her into depths of unconsciousness she'd never known before. Not yet satisfied I repeatedly rained hammer fists down on her face, reducing her to nothing more than a pudgy mass of crimson blubber.

Having destroyed the cow of a woman physically and spiritually, I continued my lunch as normal.

zzz: My first boob was some weird ass S&M porn that came up when I was looking for cheats for Tomb Raider :(.

Asimir: I found cheats for Tomb Raider when I was looking for weird ass S&M porn :(
step left, step right, step left, step backward, step forward, turn around three times then jump backwards.

Mr Picso: Are you describing the cheats or the porn?

seveneternal: ahh. I cannot hold it anymore. bye guys.
seveneternal: I need to go rape corpses
server: seveneternal has left TKChat
Ersuis: I'm raping corpses right now.

<Deputy_OllieBot> hundreds dead in tragic awesome accident

<ZyrZombie> I don't like Juice's new name
<ZyrZombie> I can't pronounce it
<ZyrZombie> It is therefore unacceptable
* ZyrZombie is now known as Zyrshnikashnu

<ShrunkenHead> Acra said, "Oh, great. Now the stupid head is going to mimic the most incoherent sentence we say for the next half hour."

<z3ro> heraldbot!
<HeraldBot> Then change the draw type to textured.
<z3ro> OK
* z3ro changes the draw type to textured
<HeraldBot> IT'S AMAZING

Job posting by UltimaWizard:

Job: friend
Description: i want someone to be my friend
Workload: High

QuickCat: Navy and Air Force have been great to all my friends that joined. If you're a whiny self-loathing bitch like Sid, of course you're going to hate it.

Bad Kids: The Wii only has games like Wii Sports, the other consoles have real games like Metroid.

seveneternal:

You see, when I started this project, I had absolutely no idea that it would eventually become a part of one of the greatest TK game series ever made. In fact, it was originally a piece done for another client "Zyringe" (his name was actually what inspired the syringe!) who rejected it when I initially suggested it to him. It actually sat in my Work Folder unused for a very long time afterwards... until Asimir came and noticed its potential. He came to me with the proposition sometime between now and a week ago, and I gladly gave him permission in that same time frame to use my work in what he then called "The 15 Minute Project".

I worked with several other top artists in his graphics department to come up with the best designs for the main graphic of the game, and the biggest question that came up was actually if we wanted to leave in the syringe, or remove it. You see, this piece was a crucial part of the designing process. This point here could have really made or broken the entire game, and the decision-making process took nearly over three months for the whole team.

I argued against removing the syringe, I felt that... the syringe really added a new dimension to the character if we allow a free interpretation of it by the players. It sort of just breathes life into it, we thought, and that was something that everyone agreed on. But the biggest counterarguments to that were the possible controversy it might stir if we included it, the "out-of-placeness" of the idea, and ultimately... budget cost warnings from the top. In the end we decided to take the risk and included it. When WiPTL 1&2 finally came out, we knew it had been the right decision.

All in all, I really enjoyed the whole experience. The team there is just great, and seeing the product of all our efforts finally coming to fruition is a great feeling. I can just hope that there will be a third game in the future... WiPTL is just something that, once you start, you don't ever want ending.

.......