Slasher: One day during lunch, this obese monstrosity wanted to steal this rice I was eating. So I fought her.

I faked a jab and then moved in for a devastating left hook to her fat shapeless body, causing her to keel over exposing her chinless face which I uppercut sending her sprawling back landing with a thunderous plop! Showing no mercy I jerked my body forward and down thrusting all my weight into my elbow which connected to her thick forehead sending her into depths of unconsciousness she'd never known before. Not yet satisfied I repeatedly rained hammer fists down on her face, reducing her to nothing more than a pudgy mass of crimson blubber.

Having destroyed the cow of a woman physically and spiritually, I continued my lunch as normal.