Walker-San: I just find it amusing that he [Chuck Norris] has enough sense of humor to find it funny.

Xavier: I'm sure he'll play it up even more so the spotty faced no-names, practically glued to their body fluid smeared chairs, that dedicate their lives to roaming the internet promoting their chosen celebrity fantasy, making time to find porn that bares some small similarity to their older cousin who is kind enough not to throw up at the sight of their greasy home cut hair and bulging skin abnormalities, so they can jack off with one eye on the monitor and the other on the family album, huddling around some decrepid Chuck Norris fan site, as if it's some street corner prostitute giving out freebies, desperately seeking the blowjob of social acceptance bought with cheap jokes with fellow Hentai junkies for whom Norris offers a bond so they can act as if they really do have friends and agree that there's nothing disturbing about cartoon porn depicting extremely young girls doing disguting things, spreading their diseased obsession of celebrity around e-mail inboxes and web forums everywhere, allowing Mr.Norris to profit from their sordid fantasies and relaunch a career that was pathetic when it previously existed.

*breathes*

These people, these people...if I ever meet someone in real life who offers me a Chuck Norris "joke" I'll personally sheer off their bollocks and send them gift wrapped to their cousin of choice.